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MY REASONS FIERCELY HATED PHOTOGRAPHERS

This post is a cry from my soul. My cry. My suffering. I want photographers saw him, and listened. And if one of these monsters will change, the world will be saved. Too much they were mocking me. To tell how?

1. They often do not listen to the wishes of the client and formulaic. Sit down on the chair, lift up your feet on the couch, lie down among the rose petals. Ready, next! The result is the same photo as you have half of the city, and on the website of the escort services do you recognize the familiar couch.

2. They do not know how or are too lazy to retouch your pictures, and do it so rough that you feel ashamed. Once I did in photoshop watermelon Breasts, for example. Well, I have my own normal. But there really is a tool bloating stuck me two melons. Well I made an allusion to the plastic or what? You would go to hell with such retouching, gentlemen photographers. So I myself will draw.

3. They show as examples of your work photo shoot clients who have not given their consent. Here I, for example, from a small town. We have many people know each other in person, and almost all of them through one handshake. And that's when I show a photo shoot in the style of bdsm distant friend that it was made entirely as a gift to my husband that I can think of?

4. They justify their failures by the quality of his nature. For example, shot in low key portrait Nude terrible, and covered with the signs of aging. "Misha, what is it?? - you are asking in the hope of understanding. "Er... So nature-then you do... rojave-Alvisse...- meets Misha.

5. justify their failures to bad the camera - "I just had a SLR cheap, just over 60K. Therefore, these photos are dark and without focus. Here I will buy it for 120 and everything will be hunky-dunky!

6. Speaking of wedding photographers. I saw a wedding photo in front of the truck. I saw a wedding photo where the head cut in half pipe. I saw wedding photos, where nothing is in focus. I wouldn't be allowed to weddings without examination.

7. Photographers always hate and slander of other photographers in the genre. On the forums photographers eternal crap.
Photographers in an emphasis do not see that good in a strange ant, Tits, Nisku, sunset.

8. Photographers often not photographers, and pimply nerds, which bought the camera just so with impunity to grope women. They are usually removed muddy Nisku not in focus with the hand on the ass of the model. Original and refreshing.

9. Some photographers become photographers because I want to recapture the cost of the camera. They run into kindergarten and forcibly photographed there for your child in rags, put a nasty vignette and force it to buy!

10. And finally, there's the wonderful photographers who love to emphasize your individuality. They will certainly get you off to see a big nose, bad triceps, a pimple on his nose and small Tits. Then without asking'll post this shit into your blog and will sign: my best work!

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